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I need to restore access to my Gmail account because it contains some extremely critical papers as well as many crucial emails, as it is my work email account.  I'd prefer to speak with someone instead of communicating via email, which has plainly gotten me nowhere.  I've never had so many problems trying to restore access to an email account. How Do I Speak to Someone on Gmail »

 Account recovery appears to be a major issue, and steps should be taken to make this process easier for your NONPAYING customers.  Please guide me on how to overcome this issue without following the steps suggested, which appear to bring not only me but many other users nowhere.